Just overheard in an elevator

Old guy 1: "So this place called Bed, it's great. There are beds everywhere. They serve you drinks and dinner, in bed."
Old guy 2: "Wow, so that's a pretty appropriate name. Bed."
Old guy 1: "Yea, I love it. I love taking women there too because I get them in bed on the first night, every time."

(elevator door opens, I start to laugh hysterically)