True story! Please read!

I promise you this is true. Yesterday when I went to the restroom to go #1, I happened to overhear someone in the stall behind me having a hell of a time. Seriously, it sounded just like my favorite scene from Family Guy. I laughed it off, finished my business, then went to wash my hands. But something made me want to know who this mystery "air-biscuit" bandit was. I soon got my answer. It was none other than the Reverend Al Sharpton, in all his glory!! To top it off, dude walked out w/o washing his hands!!