Saturday, July 14, 2007

Thanks to Emo's dad for this one

I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was hot (for 57).
We drank a bit, had a bit of a conversation, and she asked if
I'd ever had the sportsman's double?

I told her I wasn't sure what that was. She said it was a mother and daughter threesome.
Well, she was so attractive I figured the daughter had to be really hot, so I accepted her offer!
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I said that sounds great, let's go!

We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

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