And in sports...

• Yankees clowned the DRays 21-4 and are now 7.5 back on the BoSox
  
• David Beckham made his debut yesterday for the LA Galaxy but only played 12 minutes
• Michael Vick is still a piece of shit but I would let him play for the Dolphins next season
• Sergio Garcia lost to Padraig Harrington in a 4 hole playoff to win the British Open
• Jon Lester is pitching again on Monday a year after he was diagnosed with cancer